February 2012
171 posts
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
Will Smith created everything →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
The Cat Daddy:
The Shuffle:
The Single Ladies Dance:
The Stanky Leg:
The Cyclone:
The Dougie:
“Citizen: I don’t believe in abortion.
Government: Then don’t get one.
Citizen:...”
– release your inhibitions.: If Common Sense Was Used in Government and the U.S.
this, i love this
“I don’t want to be a feminist anymore. Like a five-year-old, I want to close my...”
– I don’t want to be a feminist anymore. (via weeves)
OMG TRUTHIEST TRUTH EVER →
the-absolute-best-gifs:
If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.
;) don’t click
“There are so many fragile things, after all. People break so easily, and so do...”
– Neil Gaiman (via weeves)
“You are not entitled to your opinion. You are entitled to your informed opinion....”
– Harlan Ellison (via freeasabirdfaraway)
